And now, we have a number one AND a number two hit. How fucking cool is that? REALLY fucking cool, that's how cool. It's fucking amazing, come to think of it! I mean, damn! Fucking number one AND two!
So of course we went out to celebrate after the show, and now it's got to be at least three in the damn morning, and I still can't get over it. The fact that I drank at least half a fifth of firewhiskey might have something to do with it, too. But seriously, people...I wrote two songs that are chart-topping hits. And I have an incredible girlfriend who loves me. And I have an adorable little sister who I get to hang out with in Italy next week. I have a fucking charmed life. If you ever hear me complain about anything, just hit me. I have it way too good to bitch about anything.